Free Consultation

Nothing in this world is free. Except for a 1 hour marketing consultation. Below is a conversation that didn’t actually happen.


Is this really a free marketing consultation?

Yes it is.

But aren’t you just ascertaining as to whether we can do business together?


So what’s in it for me?

We get to chat, learn more about each other, and drink some nice coffee.

But I don’t like coffee.

Have tea! I’m not fussy.

What do I get for handing over an hour of my time to you?

We’ll do a quick assessment to find out where your strengths and weaknesses lie when it comes to marketing and branding.

I see.

And then we’ll write up a report that you can have free of charge that’ll outline where you need to focus your marketing efforts.

Cool. What else will I get out of it?

A tasty drink and a new contact?

Brilliant. How do we get this ball rolling?

Just get in touch.